I like your avitar Fuzzy Geek. Where I went to university they had a supersonic wind tunnel. You could see the slip-stream in cross-section. It was wicked seeing the slip- stream as a completely vertical line as it when through sonic boom then reverse as it when through the mach numbers.
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I like your avitar Fuzzy Geek. Where I went to university they had a supersonic wind tunnel. You could see the slip-stream in cross-section. It was wicked seeing the slip- stream as a completely vertical line as it when through sonic boom then reverse as it when through the mach numbers.
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Q: What kind of TV show do you watch in the morning?
A: A breakfast serial.
Q: Why did Billy take a ruler to bed with him?
A: To see how long he slept.
Q: What do you call a lazy, baby kangaroo?
A: A pouch potatoe.
Q: What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?
A: Reality.
Q: Why don't bears wear shoes & socks?
A: Because they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Q: What's black and white & has 16 wheels?
A: A zebra on rollerskates.
A: A breakfast serial.
Q: Why did Billy take a ruler to bed with him?
A: To see how long he slept.
Q: What do you call a lazy, baby kangaroo?
A: A pouch potatoe.
Q: What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?
A: Reality.
Q: Why don't bears wear shoes & socks?
A: Because they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Q: What's black and white & has 16 wheels?
A: A zebra on rollerskates.
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Q: What do you call a crazy spaceman?
A: An astro-nut.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: What kind of beans will never grow in a garden?
A: Jelly beans.
Q: Did you hear about the man raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree & broke his arm.
Q: How do you get the water into watermelon?
A: Plant it in the spring.
Q: Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?
A: His mom told him to live in the present.
Q: Why are ducks so poor?
A: Because they only have one bill.
Q: Why did the class clown eat the dollar he brought to school?
A: Because it was his lunch money.
A: An astro-nut.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: What kind of beans will never grow in a garden?
A: Jelly beans.
Q: Did you hear about the man raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree & broke his arm.
Q: How do you get the water into watermelon?
A: Plant it in the spring.
Q: Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?
A: His mom told him to live in the present.
Q: Why are ducks so poor?
A: Because they only have one bill.
Q: Why did the class clown eat the dollar he brought to school?
A: Because it was his lunch money.
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Donald Rumsfeld gave President Bush his daily briefing. He concluded
by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." "Oh no!"
the president exclaimed. "That's terrible!" His staff was stunned at this
display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sat, his head
in his hands. Finally, the president looked up and asked, "Exactly
how many is a brazillion?"
by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." "Oh no!"
the president exclaimed. "That's terrible!" His staff was stunned at this
display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sat, his head
in his hands. Finally, the president looked up and asked, "Exactly
how many is a brazillion?"
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These are real answers given by children.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
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Q: Why did the American Siamese twins go to London?
A: So the other one could drive.
A: So the other one could drive.
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Q.What is green and sits in the corner?
A. A Naughty Frog
Q. What is white and sits in the corner?
A. A naughty Fridge
Q. What is green and smells like pork?
A. Kermit the Frogs finger.
Q. How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One but the light bulb has to want to change.
This one is sick for those that do not want to view please leave now.
Q. what did the blind, deaf, cripple child get for Xmas?
A. Cancer
Told you it was sick.
A. A Naughty Frog
Q. What is white and sits in the corner?
A. A naughty Fridge
Q. What is green and smells like pork?
A. Kermit the Frogs finger.
Q. How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One but the light bulb has to want to change.
This one is sick for those that do not want to view please leave now.
Q. what did the blind, deaf, cripple child get for Xmas?
A. Cancer
Told you it was sick.
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This is an actual phone dialog of a WordPerfect Customer Support employee:
Support: "Hello, Technical Support; may I help you?" Customer: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
S: "What sort of trouble?"
C: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
S: "Went away?"
C: "They disappeared."
S: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
C: "Nothing."
S: "Nothing?"
C: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
S: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
C: "How do I tell?"
S: "Can you see the
C:\ prompt on the screen?"
C: "What's a sea-prompt?"
S: "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
C: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
S: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
C: "What's a monitor?"
S: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
C: "I don't know."
S: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
C: "Yes, I think so."
S: "Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
C: "Yes, it is."
S: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
C: "No."
S: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
C: "Okay, here it is."
S: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
C: "I can't reach."
S: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
C: "No."
S: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
C: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark."
S: "Dark?"
C: "Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
S: "Well, turn on the office light then."
C: "I can't."
S: "No? Why not?"
C: "Because there's a power outage."
S: "A power?!? A *power* outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
C: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
S: "Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
C: "Really? Is it that bad?"
S: "Oh, yes, I'm afraid it is."
C: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
S: "Tell them you're just too stupid to own a computer."
Hay
Support: "Hello, Technical Support; may I help you?" Customer: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
S: "What sort of trouble?"
C: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
S: "Went away?"
C: "They disappeared."
S: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
C: "Nothing."
S: "Nothing?"
C: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
S: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
C: "How do I tell?"
S: "Can you see the
C:\ prompt on the screen?"
C: "What's a sea-prompt?"
S: "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
C: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
S: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
C: "What's a monitor?"
S: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
C: "I don't know."
S: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
C: "Yes, I think so."
S: "Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
C: "Yes, it is."
S: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
C: "No."
S: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
C: "Okay, here it is."
S: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
C: "I can't reach."
S: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
C: "No."
S: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
C: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark."
S: "Dark?"
C: "Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
S: "Well, turn on the office light then."
C: "I can't."
S: "No? Why not?"
C: "Because there's a power outage."
S: "A power?!? A *power* outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
C: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
S: "Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
C: "Really? Is it that bad?"
S: "Oh, yes, I'm afraid it is."
C: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
S: "Tell them you're just too stupid to own a computer."
Hay
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That made me smile i like that one.
Its a bit like a freind of mine he works for a computer company and deals mainly with Doctors.
Phone call from Doctor, he was very upset and was shoutting at the poor girl on the end of the telephone.
the girl asks can she help him out
Doctor carms down a bit.
Right sir whats the problem...
Doctors reply i can not get the keyboard to work properly
Right ok i understand and i can help you
Is there power to the keyboard
Doctor yes there is a light when i press caps lock
Girl: Ok thats great
Girl: can you check that the keyboard default is set to English (British)
Girl: tells the Doctor how to do this.
Girl: Right those settings are fine
Girl: What i can do is to send an engineer to you
Doctor thats great
Engineer Arrives on site
In less than 10 secs engineer spots the problem
Fault fixed goes back to the girl who reported the fault and informs her, that the problem was
THE DOCTOR HAD TAKEN ALL THE KEYS OUT OF THE KEYBORD AND PUT THEM BACK IN APHERBETICAL ORDER.
Its a bit like a freind of mine he works for a computer company and deals mainly with Doctors.
Phone call from Doctor, he was very upset and was shoutting at the poor girl on the end of the telephone.
the girl asks can she help him out
Doctor carms down a bit.
Right sir whats the problem...
Doctors reply i can not get the keyboard to work properly
Right ok i understand and i can help you
Is there power to the keyboard
Doctor yes there is a light when i press caps lock
Girl: Ok thats great
Girl: can you check that the keyboard default is set to English (British)
Girl: tells the Doctor how to do this.
Girl: Right those settings are fine
Girl: What i can do is to send an engineer to you
Doctor thats great
Engineer Arrives on site
In less than 10 secs engineer spots the problem
Fault fixed goes back to the girl who reported the fault and informs her, that the problem was
THE DOCTOR HAD TAKEN ALL THE KEYS OUT OF THE KEYBORD AND PUT THEM BACK IN APHERBETICAL ORDER.
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A police officer pulled a young woman over for speeding and politely asked to see her license.
"Why don't you cops get your act together," she said in a huff.
"Yesterday you take my license away, and now today you expect me to show it to you!"
"Why don't you cops get your act together," she said in a huff.
"Yesterday you take my license away, and now today you expect me to show it to you!"
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For the Ladies
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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Ponderisms
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a
weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one
talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Ponder this! Of all the spam I have ever read this has got to be the most...
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a
weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one
talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Ponder this! Of all the spam I have ever read this has got to be the most...
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the
Middle East, and he was only here a few months when
he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor,
but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said, "Take
dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de,
bocket pee on de poop, and den put your head down
over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten
minutes."
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room,
pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over
and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I
feel terrific! What was wrong with me?"
The doctor said, "You were homesick."
Middle East, and he was only here a few months when
he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor,
but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said, "Take
dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de,
bocket pee on de poop, and den put your head down
over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten
minutes."
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room,
pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over
and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I
feel terrific! What was wrong with me?"
The doctor said, "You were homesick."
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Man: My mother-in-law is a careful driver
Friend: How so?
Man: She always looks both ways before hitting someone.
Friend: How so?
Man: She always looks both ways before hitting someone.
