What's your best/worst joke?

[ajetrumpet]

I think that it is true and sad.

Brian

older people think more that way. us younguns just think it's funny. we don't remember what it was like to work. we just know how to have fun

 

[ajetrumpet]

It's also a repost. I've seen it at least 4 times on these forums.

you mean even with the 2050 line in it!?

 

[Vassago]

you mean even with the 2050 line in it!?

No, I didn't notice that part originally.

 

[jamesmor]

older people think more that way. us younguns just think it's funny. we don't remember what it was like to work. we just know how to have fun

hmm, i must be older than i think, because at 28 it makes me sad to think about that too...

 

[ajetrumpet]

hmm, i must be older than i think, because at 28 it makes me sad to think about that too...

well I'm 30 dude and I find it pretty darn sad as well. I think that shows that you're smart. I stay with my brother right now and he still has a "care free" attitude. still having fun, he's only 20 ya know? not lookin too much to the future. but then again, 50 year olds don't look too much in the future anymore either, right?

 

[ChipperT]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?"

 

[ajetrumpet]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?"

i wonder how many duplicates or triplicates we've posted in this thread already? http://www.access-programmers.co.uk/forums/showpost.php?p=667585&postcount=1451

 

[Kryst51]

i wonder how many duplicates or triplicates we've posted in this thread already? http://www.access-programmers.co.uk/forums/showpost.php?p=667585&postcount=1451

I don't know, why don't you point them ALL out to us... especially if they are from 5 or more years ago.

 

[ChipperT]

That doesn't look like a duplicate to me...

 

[TessB]

Half a cat.... AHAHAHahahahahhahaahah!

 

[Oldsoftboss]

I don't know, why don't you point them ALL out to us... especially if they are from 5 or more years ago.

Just had a look. This thread was started in 2003. wow

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[Brianwarnock]

Hey oldsoftboss your avatar isn't as good without the "loves bumpy roads" tag line.

Brian

 

[ajetrumpet]

Just had a look. This thread was started in 2003. wow

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makes you wonder how much %age this thread takes up on the server huh?

 

[Rich]

makes you wonder how much %age this thread takes up on the server huh?

Probably about the same as some of your posts

 

[namliam]

Hey you know, there are GOOD things about the UK...

Good joke/bad joke you make up your own mind

 

[Rich]

Hey you know, there are GOOD things about the UK...

Good joke/bad joke you make up your own mind

Yeah, some of the idiots still have a picture of a Dutch boy sticking his finger into some orifice

 

[Access_guy49]

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next:

"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.

The teacher held her breath ...

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!"

Then I would say,"It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

"I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty for free, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth

 

[namliam]

Yeah, some of the idiots still have a picture of a Dutch boy sticking his finger into some orifice

*Sucks on thumb*

 

[Pauldohert]

Our best worst joke is - Wayne Rooney. The worst worst jokes are Terry, Upson and Barry.

 

[Jacob Mathai]

BP announced today that they will no longer hire Cajuns to help in the cleanup. Thibodeaux, Boudreaux,and Fontenot were told to clean as many brown pelicans as they could....
So far, Thibodeaux has cleaned and gutted over 56 birds while Boudreaux made the roux and Fontenot cooked the rice.