What's your best/worst joke?

[NauticalGent]

 

[conception_native_0123]

i dont think i get it, gent.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

I watched Sesame Street with my grandsons. The Count is the vampire who does Bela Lugosi drag and accents. He teaches the kids to count.

 

[AccessBlaster]

 

[Galaxiom]

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The Count will of course have to be banned from Sesame Street now for racial stereotyping.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

No, but perhaps for ethnic stereotyping.

 

[moke123]

"My child won't eat meat. What can I replace it with?"


"A dog. Dogs love meat."

 

[Cotswold]

Over the years I have taken my wife to many places, hundreds of places actually..............but she always finds her way back home

 

[NauticalGent]

 

[AccessBlaster]

 

[kevlray]

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Muppets do Lord of the Rings. Sounds like a concept!!!!

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

Here's an old present, President.

Ronald Reagan's 3-Legged Chicken (#Shorts)

In a classic presidential clip, Ronald Reagan tells a joke about a farmer and his chicken with 3 legs.

youtube.com

 

[NauticalGent]

I've just Googled "Gary Oldman" but forgot to put the "r" in "Gary"...

I am scarred forever...

 

[conception_native_0123]

I am scarred forever...

I did the same thing, and shazam! Gary Oldman's wikipedia article came up on the first page still.

 

[moke123]

I've just Googled "Gary Oldman" but forgot to put the "r" in "Gary"...

I am scarred forever...

Can't wait to see what Googles algorithims have in store for you.

 

[KitaYama]

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

Paedophiles have an app now!











It's called "Kinder"

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

Ha!

WHEN A PRISONER BREAKS INTO YOUR HOME 🤣 #Shorts

youtube.com

 

[Cotswold]

It’s very hard to stay healthy these days because everything you eat and drink is bad for you according to some expert. It’s not a question of staying healthy any more, it’s a question of picking out a sickness that you may like.
Maybe we should cancel all the experts? Then everything you eat becomes healthy.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Not only do you have foods that are bad for you. There is also the problem of all of these new advanced medicines and their side-effects.

You might have to skip the initial ad.