ShaneMan
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I thought I may try to lighten the cooler up a bit and introduce a light hearted subject. I love and collect, one liners; wise sayings, short stories/tales with a good punch line and etc. so I thought I would ask what are some good ones that you've always liked. I can add them to my collection. I especially like funny ones. Churchill was a master of those.
As an example.
I guess a man is as happy as he wants to be.--Will Rogers
A successful person does what they don't want to do when they don't want to do it.--a successful customer of mine told me this one.
Marriage doesn't change people; it unmasks them.
Sin takes more in the end than it gave you in the beginning.
If I tell you a cow is 12' tall you better look up.--my Grandpa on being honest.
We laugh at honor and are amazed there are traitors in our midst.--C.S. Lewis
Lie to me about a little thing; lie to me about anything.--My Dad
Ran into an old man, in Oklahoma, when I was younger. He was sitting in front of an old run down gas station in a small town. Above his head was a poster advertising an up coming rattlesnake derby. At the bottom it said that BBQ rattlesnake meat would be served. I asked if he had ever eaten any before? He waited a little bit and then said, "Nope, never been that hungry ."
Well, I guess this should be a good start, so what funny stories with a good punch line, wise sayings, quotes, and etc. do you have? Look forward to reading some of them.
As an example.
I guess a man is as happy as he wants to be.--Will Rogers
A successful person does what they don't want to do when they don't want to do it.--a successful customer of mine told me this one.
Marriage doesn't change people; it unmasks them.
Sin takes more in the end than it gave you in the beginning.
If I tell you a cow is 12' tall you better look up.--my Grandpa on being honest.
We laugh at honor and are amazed there are traitors in our midst.--C.S. Lewis
Lie to me about a little thing; lie to me about anything.--My Dad
Ran into an old man, in Oklahoma, when I was younger. He was sitting in front of an old run down gas station in a small town. Above his head was a poster advertising an up coming rattlesnake derby. At the bottom it said that BBQ rattlesnake meat would be served. I asked if he had ever eaten any before? He waited a little bit and then said, "Nope, never been that hungry ."
Well, I guess this should be a good start, so what funny stories with a good punch line, wise sayings, quotes, and etc. do you have? Look forward to reading some of them.
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