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Bodisathva said:(Finding it hard to resist...mustn't...oh, well...)
Arguing with Rich and Col is like masturbating with a cheese grater...
...slightly amusing, but mostly...painful
How would you know?

Bodisathva said:(Finding it hard to resist...mustn't...oh, well...)
Arguing with Rich and Col is like masturbating with a cheese grater...
...slightly amusing, but mostly...painful
Bodisathva said:(Finding it hard to resist...mustn't...oh, well...)
Arguing with Rich and Col is like masturbating with a cheese grater...
...slightly amusing, but mostly...painful
Rich said:I'm ready to meet God, whether he is ready to meet me is a different matter
Rich said:Winston Churchill
Brianwarnock said:One i forgot from my list comes from a guy who has been retired longer than I
" Beware the rolling list"
For the younguns this refers to the wife's To Do list and warns you not to rush through the jobs thinking that you will soon be able to idle your days away.
Brian
Bodisathva said:Sorry Shane...(Bodi hides in corner)
that is, by the way, one of my favorite one liners...modified for present company of course.
How's this:
I knew from the moment I met my wife she was "Ms. Right"...it never dawned on me that her first name was "Always"![]()
Rich said:Don't blame me for this, you did ask!![]()
America is the most God fearing nation on earth with the least amount of soul
If memory serves me correctly (and it usually does because I remember everything I know and I'm not young enough to know everything)ShaneMan said:No, not blaming you, cause the truth hurts when it hits home. Who said this one?
Rich said:If memory serves me correctly (and it usually does because I remember everything I know and I'm not young enough to know everything)
G.B.S.![]()
SJ McAbney said:George Bernard Shaw.
ShaneMan said:Who's G.B.S.?
Matt Greatorex said:George Bernard Shaw?
Three I liked:
One of they guys here refers to the complexities of trying to organize meetings with various people as 'Like trying to herd cats'.
'I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. What he was doing in my pyjamas I'll never know' - Groucho
'It is the role of a friend to stand by you when you're in the wrong. Most anyone will stand by you when you're in the right.' - Twain(?)
ShaneMan said:I have heard a little different version of the Twain quote. "A best friend is someone who knows everything about you and likes you anyway."