Story

[dgoulston]

climbing experdition, which

 

[Groundrush]

lasted a few

 

[dgoulston]

hundread thousand years.

 

[maxmangion]

Eventually, it has

 

[dgoulston]

become almost impossible

 

[Groundrush]

to fry eggs

 

[dgoulston]

without upsetting the

 

[maxmangion]

crowd in front

 

[dgoulston]

of the slimey

 

[fuzzygeek]

shell of a

 

[Groundrush]

dead Snail that

 

[fuzzygeek]

attacked Prince Charles

 

[Groundrush]

"What the F***"

 

[dgoulston]

said the cleaner

 

[Groundrush]

hiding in the

 

[lmnop7854]

kitchen, behind the

 

[fuzzygeek]

dead body of

 

[Groundrush]

the other snail.

 

[lmnop7854]

In the meantime,

 

[fuzzygeek]

Queen Elizabeth gasped