Story

[Groundrush]

for breath as

 

[maxmangion]

one of her

 

[dgoulston]

alive snails snorted

 

[maxmangion]

so loud that

 

[Groundrush]

it's shell exploded

 

[dgoulston]

revealing an alian

 

[maxmangion]

over the top

 

[dgoulston]

of the splattered

 

[fuzzygeek]

thread of fear.

 

[Groundrush]

Suddenly there was

 

[pono1]

Sir Fenton Funnypants

 

[maxmangion]

that chap from

 

[Groundrush]

the Underwear commercial

 

[pono1]

for Toulouse Boxers.

 

[maxmangion]

The commercial has

 

[pono1]

pot-bellied Funnypants embracing

 

[maxmangion]

one of those

 

[pono1]

David Hasselhoff dolls

 

[maxmangion]

featured in Baywatch

 

[Groundrush]

the uncut version