The Department of Positive Out of Body Possibilities

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Common sense

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Would you like to share some examples?

You're not even close to that!:rolleyes:

Would you like to share some examples?

Maybe one like this.

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It never hurts, to have a good back up plan.

What do you have in your wallet?

Just worry about pulling that cord right now, and we can interact more, about the topic later!

Everything takes it's allotted amount of time, and this topic, is no different.

I think my topic is more down to Earth, than what other people are doing, but people need to update their filing cabinets, about this option, and the only way that can happen, is to inform Rush, or anybody else, that can help to get this information out.

I will be back, after this topic hits 5,000 views.

Now, if you don't want me back real soon, then don't reply, and slow down the views.

Always trying to help, anyway I can!
 
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Why I don't worry, what others are doing in this field of science, because my option, is directed toward the worst scenario, so if afterlife, can hear, talk, or anything else, that is just a plus!

Now I am not saying, that afterlife, might try and read your body language, in those haunted house situations, and even try, and get your attention, by opening, or closing doors.

Why do I use so many comma's?

If I pause at a place, I imagine, others might as well, so why not take a mental break, with that big heavy comma?

Just because you get, it don't mean others do!

Why my free idea concept, and not some other device?

Why not?

Why not both?

I think that is a great idea, if you can figure out a way, to do it, with out spending any money.

I think that is a great idea, if you have an open key way, for science to try it!

My free idea does that.

It compliments, everything, that the Brain Gate patients is already doing.

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The only adjustment right now to my lucky idea, is taking the sensor, from an internal one, to an outer one.

I would rather take my chances, with a trained afterlife patient, who has had experience with that machine, and be patient, as they gets a feel, for the new situation they are in, and what they will have to do, with the tools we gave them.

It's not, like they don't have plenty of time anyway, and then when you walk in the room, and give positive, calm body language, to our trained afterlife patience, then we just follow a plan, and no Wegii board or talk is needed, but if you want that, we can do that as well.

I see no reason, why we could not try other experiments, by using a light system, but I am getting a head of myself again.

It's not like I am telling your inner thoughts, to be a part, of the out of body experience, because you never need that anyway, just like you don't need to concern your self how it works, other than we have a machine, that measures friction of energy, and we don't know at this time, what type of Orb results, these patients can produce, or not, until we set it up, and do it.

How simple can it be, to cross train them to my free idea concept?

Less than 15 minutes, at first, and everything after that is just positive support, and questions, they might have.

I cross train people every week. it is not rocket science.
We already have the machine
We already have the patient
We already have more than enough reasons, that would out weigh, not trying the free idea.

What other questions did I miss, about the concept only?

Do I break any laws of science, with this option?

None, that I know.

Now, I do take responsibility, for being lazy, and not going back and checking my print.

If that is what you are concern about, we can always find somebody to do that, for you.

During the experiment, there will be no training. All of that, will be done, during training.

Kind of think of the training like CPR training. Something that can be tried, with anybody walking down the street.

Future Wii like machines, will help the general public, to adjust to this type of training.

The private sector will make it fun!

What is wrong with that?

Do you remember that girl, that had a static electricity problem ,with her hair?

I wonder how strong, the wind have to be, before that option breaks down?

Did you noticed how her hair, went out, in different directions, just like a tree?

there is a reason for that, just like there is a reason, that everything she was doing, during that time, did not effect he inner thoughts.

Have you ever noticed, that there is not a lot of anything, that seams to hurt your inner thoughts?

Has everybody just been lucky in that way, or is it the fact, that are inner thoughts, has an inside to it.

I can't open mind, how about you?

Did you also noticed that her hair, looked like a hay stack, and her inner thoughts, have the needle we need, just like in medicine, when we need a patient, because there is no other way around it.

There is some section, in my topic, were I do expect, more effort from afterlife patients. Like having the ability, to get where the testing, will take place, but if my topic truly follows the laws of science, then that should not be a problem.

What will the staff, have to really do different, for this option?

Nothing, other than read the machine, as usual.

For now, I offer a very easy option.

Will it work, just with my simple modification, to the sensor?

That answer will come, at the actual moment of the experiment, and no sooner!

Anything else, is just a better scenario, for this option, and us as well, don't you think?

Now if my images help, why not take our film, person, and get more of the same?

Maybe throw in some good music, and give people more information, than they will ever learn in a scary movie.

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Quick review of this topic, before I go back to work tomorrow.

Our field of dream, for this topic, needs your support.

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I have no doubt, with a good plan, everything to do with this dream, will become second nature to us over time.


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Sure, you could spend, all of your extra time at the beach, just wondering about all of these invisible orb's floating around in space,



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but why?

If you want to do something to help, just find a phone, and call Rush Limbaugh, on open mike Friday!

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What would that hurt?

Could afterlife one day, use options like this?

It's a lot easier to use trained afterlife patients, with low over head. To make the equipment in this field, more Fisher Price friendly. this would be cheaper, than ever trying to get a computer to think like a human.

So what does this mean for you?

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Am I just rambling on, or not?

I claim to see it, and you don't.

How about this option one day.

Afterlife UFO rides!

There is nothing an Alien hates more, than unexpected Orb's on their ships.

How about, after we get you good with the Brain gate option, we teach you how to fly your own afterlife space ship.

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Would you like that.

How about driving this to work everyday?

We will also be sending with you, on this journey, your own clone suite, just in case you have time to grow into it naturally.

What would that hurt?

I could go on, but somebody has to help pay off, our countries, bad dream money problems, from the past, present, and future!

Sure right now, after spending the money, they don't have, it will look good, but what about later?

They don't know, just like they don't know, about my free option.

How could they know, I did not tell them, did you?

I know it is a lot to take in, all at one time, but somebody has to do it, might as well be us!

You get my word out, and I will do the rest

I have friends, who would be more than glad, to drive me to Boston.

All I need is somebody, who could call a head, and set up a free tour, with the Brain Gate patients.

That don't sound that hard does it?

I interact with the patience, and away we go!


After that, we check in, from time to time, and measure the fishing tree theory.

This theory worked so good with fishing, that they had to ban it!

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In fishing, they just tied a fish line to a tree branch, hanging over the water, and then they would come back later, and collect their fish.

By informing our potential patients a head of time. We are even doing better, than the idea with the fish. What a concept!

God does not make mistakes, and you can see that, in the zipper of space!

Talk about a Truman world. any place in space, regardless how clear it is.

You can pull out some magnets, and distort that section of space.

How good a zipper is that?

You can shoot fireworks, in that same space, or anything else, and it is business as usual.

If air was just air, there is no way, my option could ever work, but that is not the case.

Now let's take a moment and look at NASA.

I believed they were in too big of a hurry, to go to space, that they did not take the time, to study an afterlife options correctly.

In the pizza business, we call that, forgetting part of your order.

I inform new employees, from time to time, the importance of taking everything on a delivery.

I would say,

Imagine for a moment, that this customer, is the only one we got, and they live a hundred miles away.

We can not afford, to make two trips!

Take some extra things along, just in case you might need it.

We need to be right the first time!

I explain on the map, how to find the place, and what way to turn out of the parking lot, and then I have them explain it back to me.

People naturally likes hands on experience, and this topic, is full of that!

So who is up for a safe game of Fantasy Afterlife communication today?

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What would it hurt, just in case I am right?
 
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Tim - there's nothing special about this BrainGate machine - it's just an electronic sensor - there are any number of similarly sensitive electronic devices already in widespread use.

If 'orbs' existed, and were able to interact with electronic sensors, there would already be abundant evidence of it, in the form of haunted CD players, radios, televisions, calculators, toys, computers, etc - all of which contain electronic components just as sensitive and susceptible to influence as the sensor used by the BrainGate

But there is not abundant evidence of haunted consumer electronics.
For this, two possible explanations spring to mind:

1. Orbs exist, but are unable (or universally unwilling) to interact with electronic devices
2. Orbs do not actually exist
 
I give up.

I stand by the wind-up comment, as if the guy was as stupid as he comes across, he wouldn't be able to turn the PC on, never mind post this nonsense.

Aaah but there are degrees of stupidity ;)
 
It takes real brains to be as stupid as he appearts to be
 
Tim - there's nothing special about this BrainGate machine - it's just an electronic sensor - there are any number of similarly sensitive electronic devices already in widespread use.

If 'orbs' existed, and were able to interact with electronic sensors, there would already be abundant evidence of it, in the form of haunted CD players, radios, televisions, calculators, toys, computers, etc - all of which contain electronic components just as sensitive and susceptible to influence as the sensor used by the BrainGate

But there is not abundant evidence of haunted consumer electronics.
For this, two possible explanations spring to mind:

1. Orbs exist, but are unable (or universally unwilling) to interact with electronic devices
2. Orbs do not actually exist


I feel this is completely true, if these orbs exist I don't think they can willingly communicate with our electronic devices or sensors... The only thing that ever suggests so is maybe digital photographs, recordings, or the "picking up the ghost voice" on the old tape recorders.

But even if those things really do happen, it's not them communicating with our devices, it's our devices somehow picking up slight signals from them. Meaning they can't control what they do with our electronic devices.

In that case, chances are the BrainGate isn't going to work, and something similar most likely will not work. You'd have to take a different take on the device and build it most likely.

Tim: What you're saying about navigating your own afterlife UFO is making huge unrealistic assumptions. You are assuming that every lifeform that has become an orb exists all around us? That would be quadrillions of orbs, if not more in such a tiny spot. It's unrealistic to think that the afterlife happens in our plane of existence, and not a different plane. Also from a physics standpoint mind you an orb must be affected by gravity, since the Earth is moving at a minimum of 200km a second across the universe (This equates the Earth movement, the Sun movement, but not the Galaxy movement). You have a lot more things to explain to prove that these things even exist, and if so how they exist before you think about approaching them.
 
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To be fair, I think Tim's trying to suggest that the afterlife orbs can't interact with devices at the moment because they lack the training, but I still don't see how that helps his position at all.

Patients currently testing the braingate device have it implanted in the motor centre area of their brain, so that with training, they can hopefully control external devices as if they were limbs. So they're training the physical substance of their brain to send motor signals to artificial limbs.

Assuming the whole 'orbs' thing is not just a bunch of tosh, the afterlife orb person no longer has any physical brain substance, so the training they have undergone on the braingate device is entirely irrelevant to them, and even if it wasn't, they would only have been trained to use it to move things, not speak or anything like that.

You've just completely misunderstood nearly everything there is to understand about the braingate device, Tim, and you're hanging your entire theorem upon that misunderstanding.

You need a physical brain to use one of these machines and afterlife orbs (assuming they exist at all) no longer have a physical brain. We can be sure of this, even if the existence of orbs is disputed - we know they don't have the brain, because we know it remains in the skull of a dead person.

I expect you'll just ride roughshod over this and say "well, why don't we just try it anyway?". Fine - go ahead and do it, but I don't see how you'll convince any sane person to assist you, because the whole venture is so obviously worthless and impotent.

There is no reason to expect it to work, because you're starting out with incorrect assumptions about the device.
 
[Think I'm getting the hang of this, let's give it a go]

Am I, to the incorrect?

How, much to be, is?

Even, if all I say is, nonsense, that doesn't, mean it isn't sense.

What, am I wrong, if so, other will wish.

It, takes only, one for, the view to be world wide.
On average, 360,000,000 every, day.

Invisible wall, etc, etc.
Pretty good, but a bit light on certain keywords (option, for example)
 
Hmmmm... I wonder how hard it would be to create a program that speaks like Tim? - importing the example/training data ought to be easy enough - it's all comma-separated!
 
Tim - there's nothing special about this BrainGate machine - it's just an electronic sensor - there are any number of similarly sensitive electronic devices already in widespread use.

If 'orbs' existed, and were able to interact with electronic sensors, there would already be abundant evidence of it, in the form of haunted CD players, radios, televisions, calculators, toys, computers, etc - all of which contain electronic components just as sensitive and susceptible to influence as the sensor used by the BrainGate

But there is not abundant evidence of haunted consumer electronics.
For this, two possible explanations spring to mind:

1. Orbs exist, but are unable (or universally unwilling) to interact with electronic devices
2. Orbs do not actually exist

We do, they call it defects!

I have already tried an experiment, with a different sensor, like you are talking about, and it did work!

Did I forget to mention that!

I already talked about that, on other forums!

Do you really think, that afterlife Orbs, just swoop down from up above,
all the time, like buzzard birds, just trying to make your life miserable?

What is wrong with that option?

It's not there toy, so my option must be defected.

As I said before, we have to do more, than is expected.

I do not need smoke and mirrors, for my option to work!

I have no problem using there toys!

What would it hurt?

The last I checked, we were the customer, in one way or another.

I heard today, that this Forum is from England.

Is that true?

If that is the case, how can I reach this person, in the image below?

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I heard he was from England, and interested in my option.

I will make a deal with you.

Help me interact with him, and I will post my little baby Brain Gate sensor image, on this Forum!

I could probably find his name, if you want me too!

Just an option, or perk, if you are interested.

Get this perk, and I will tell you about the next one.

It might be worth a million dollars, if you are interested.

Just a thought!

Ti3


P.S. Talk about a paradigm name, for a paradigm topic!

If it is good enough, for my favorite show "Numb3rs", then it is good enough for me!

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It start off crazy :eek:, and then something changes, and then everybody is happy!:D

So, what do you think?

I would also like to take this time, and thank everybody, that has viewed this topic, or helped to make it better!

I am only as good, with what I have to work with, and that is you!


"I don't do it for the money, I just do it anyway"
Toby Keith

The 5,000 view cake!

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That is the closest this topic will ever get, to the devil's afterlife option!
 
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I'll contact directory enquiries straight away with this groundbreaking idea - when people call up to get a phone number, instead of asking "What name please?", they can just ask for a description of the person the caller wants to contact.

Try it Tim - phone (UK prefix from your country)+118 118 and tell them the person you want to speak to looks a bit like Inspector Morse, and a bit like Richard Dawkins. I'm certain they'll be able to help you.
 
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You have a complete logical fallacy in that last post that kind of exposes you for who you really are.

You stated you've done a test with a similar sensor and it worked, this is most likely complete farse as for the reasons I've stated before, they cannot just "use" our technology, they most likely don't even live on our plane of existence, if they exist.

Secondly, if you really did already do a test, that would be your selling point on all the forums, instead of trying to convince people about a potential idea, you would show test results and look for further help that way.

Also, if you did have test results using a similar sensor, you would have had to have contact with scientists etc. to get that kind of equipment... if you did this, and they seen your results and the test, they would have already been all over this idea, and wouldn't need to be convinced.

So let's say you really did run the test, let's say you even really did have a result of the test, whatever results that were shown meant something to you, and nothing to whomever you worked with. Meaning you took scientific results the completely wrong way and tried to work them into whatever you currently believe, meaning you're still in denial no matter what results you get.

As I've said before, you basic idea is not crazy (contacting the dead), but you're completely going about it the wrong way. This will skew any results that you ever create, meaning you are destined to fail regardless of what you do.
 
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