I'll try...
What a miserable little man, must be that Rich
All he can do is sit around and Bitch,
nag and moan about problems galore,
Bush, Blair, politics, and more.
All day long, picking on poor little Kenny...
surely he won't take much more...can he?
Just one thing nice, I'd like to hear him say...
instead of the anti-American, anti Blair crap all day.
Recognize, please, the nice things we Yanks have to offer...
...or you could just continue to be a contankerous, sodding, little tosser
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