I’m Mad as Hell and I’m not going to take it any more. (1 Viewer)

[ColinEssex]

Idiots!
My absolute biggest bitch; the red light running assholes we have around here.

Sometimes four, five, or even six cars will go through the light after it changes.

Seeing the length of American cars, 6 in a line could be near 100yards long.

Col

 

[selenau837]

Seeing the length of American cars, 6 in a line could be near 100yards long.

Col

Hey, I drive a little red 2005 Kia Rio!! Mine is small and cute! Therefore I just shoot through the lights.

 

[jsanders]

Hey, I drive a little red 2005 Kia Rio!! Mine is small and cute! Therefore I just shoot through the lights.

Hopefully, only the green ones.

 

[KenHigg]

Hey, I drive a little red 2005 Kia Rio!! Mine is small and cute! Therefore I just shoot through the lights.

How novel; a Stealth Rio

Maybe you should ditch the 'red' and camo it

 

[jsanders]

So I’m thinking who needs red light cameras, when I own a 7800 lb, F250, 4wheel drives, 30 inch off the ground bumpers, blue monster truck. I’ll just start going when the light turns green.

Why wait for them little Honda car assholes to get through running the red light.

 

[KenHigg]

So I’m thinking who needs red light cameras, when I own a 7800 lb, F250, 4wheel drives, 30 inch off the ground bumpers, blue monster truck. I’ll just start going when the light turns green.

Why wait for them little Honda car assholes to get through running the red light.

At 30 inches off the ground, I'd say Sel' could simply pass under you at the light

 

[Rich]

Yeah, Cause ya’ll did such a great job of it 230 years ago.

We weren't really interested

 

[ColinEssex]

Back to the gay thing.

Guys I know above my generation will never accept homosexuality.

Guys in my generation have accepted it, and have for a lot of us chosen to not think about it much.

In the UK, same sex partners can now get legally married and can also adopt children.

Col

 

[selenau837]

Hopefully, only the green ones.

Umm, nope.

Red = Stop
Green = Go
Yellow = Go very fast!!

How novel; a Stealth Rio

Maybe you should ditch the 'red' and camo it

Ummm, Nah!! I like it red. It's sassy like me!

At 30 inches off the ground, I'd say Sel' could simply pass under you at the light

Heck yeah!!

 

[jsanders]

At 30 inches off the ground, I'd say Sel' could simply pass under you at the light

Actually, I just went out and measured it. It's only 26 inches to the little black bumber strip.

 

[selenau837]

Actually, I just went out and measured it. It's only 26 inches to the little black bumber strip.

If, I am going fast enough sheer inertia should push me through! *giggles*

 

[Kraj]

We've always known you were just a trouble maker, it's a good job Colin and I keep coming here as a moderating influence

Yes, I've noticed your uncanny ability to gracefully diffuse any conflict.

Man, this sure got friendly. And here I was, gearing up for a heated homo throwdown

 

[selenau837]

I was, gearing up for a heated homo throwdown

Ohh, man I had a front row seat and pop corn ready. I heard some of 'em are HOT!!! I think Kraj could have beat 'em all. So what gear do you have??

 

[KenHigg]

...So what gear do you have??

uh oh....
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[Kraj]

Lol...Oh my goodness! Wrong forum, Selena. Wrong forum...

It's just awful how much you bait me...

I think Kraj could have beat 'em all.

Perhaps you meant to say "have 'em all beat", in which case I could reply, "why yes, I am quite attractive although by no means a gorgeous model type. Thank you!". The way you said it, though, makes it sound like I've ... well I just can't say it; there may be children present.

 

[selenau837]

Lol...Oh my goodness! Wrong forum, Selena. Wrong forum...

I know!!

It's just awful how much you bait me...

Ahem!....in your pants. HAHA Gosh, sleep depravation really has me loopy.

Perhaps you meant to say "have 'em all beat", in which case I could reply, "why yes, I am quite attractive although by no means a gorgeous model type. Thank you!". The way you said it, though, makes it sound like I've ... well I just can't say it; there may be children present.

Ok, make it pay-per view!

 

[Kraj]

Ok, make it pay-per view!

Five dolla fo ow-wah?

 

[selenau837]

Five dolla fo ow-wah?

Hey, do you offer the first 5 min free like some pay-per views....as long as it's been for me..that is all it will take...

 

[jsanders]

If, I am going fast enough sheer inertia should push me through! *giggles*

If you’re considering a new place to live, I would suggest going west, not north.

We have more than our fair share of red light runners already.

Thank you,

 

[Kraj]

Of course if you go north, then 8 months out of the year you can blame running traffic lights on icy roads

This reminds me of a wonderful song:

[VERSE 1]
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.

I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

[CHORUS 1]
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.

He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

[VERSE 2]
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
That is what I said.

I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But not when they are red.

[CHORUS 2]
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
That is what he said.

He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But not when they are red.

[VERSE 3]
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
Although my name's not Bamber.

I like traffic lights,
...oh God...