On a more positive note...

[Kraj]

21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

You're 3/4 dead.

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Hmmm....so the closer a relationship gets to the societal norm (ie., married with children), the dumber the partners become? Fascinating!

 

[KenHigg]

So, using smart, dumb, men and women, we can solve for:

romance
affair
marriage
pregnancy

Now, how do we solve for Gay?
(I have an educated quess, but I'll yield to the voice of experience ...)

 

[Kraj]

So, using smart, dumb, men and women, we can solve for:

romance
affair
marriage
pregnancy

Now, how do we solve for Gay?
(I have an educated quess, but I'll yield to the voice of experience ...)

smart man + smart man = double the romance
smart man + dumb man = romantic "marriage"
dumb man + dumb man = STDs

(I have an educated quess, ...)

Hmmmm....how educated, Ken?

 

[KenHigg]

Hmmmm....how educated, Ken?

Whoops

Make that un-educated...

 

[Rich]

Make that un-educated...

' been trying to tell you that all along, politely of course

 

[KenHigg]

15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About

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1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

 

[Kraj]

Do you have any evidence to support these claims?

 

[KenHigg]

Ref #2 - I'm guessing none of them are in th UK

 

[Rich]

Ref #2 - I'm guessing none of them are in th UK

Even less likely in the US, I suspect the writer was Muslim, or some other non Christian religion

 

[selenau837]

Ahh hades, you all know a woman had to write it. It is way to sweet and thoughtful to be written otherwise.

 

[Rich]

Ahh hades, you all know a woman had to write it.

That figures,

 

[selenau837]

That figures,

 

[KenHigg]

Is that the little Java man you have tied up in your avatar?

 

[selenau837]

Is that the little Java man you have tied up in your avatar?

I'm not sure, who it is now. He is suppose to be wiggling and struggling, but it doesn't show that here. It would have a much better effect.

I just fell in love with it when I saw it.

 

[Rich]

I just fell in love with it when I saw it.

was it the eyes?

 

[selenau837]

was it the eyes?

Yes, it was the look of fear in the li'l thing as it struggled while being tied up! *purrsss* Not going any further here at work. Give me a few hours and a PM and I can explain more if you like Richy boy!

 

[Kraj]

Yes, it was the look of fear in the li'l thing as it struggled while being tied up! *purrsss* Not going any further here at work. Give me a few hours and a PM and I can explain more if you like Richy boy!

Why not post some of those photos? I'll post mine if you post yours

 

[KenHigg]

I'm affraid that would not be much of a 'positive note' for some of us...

 

[Rich]

I'm affraid that would not be much of a 'positive note' for some of us...

whose photos would you not want to see ?

 

[selenau837]

Why not post some of those photos? I'll post mine if you post yours

Can't post mine, but can tell you how to find them in PM! Teehee..This is after all a PG forum.