What's your best/worst joke?

[The_Doc_Man]

It is the Thousand Islands region, but less than half of those islands are inhabited. Many of them aren't even big enough for a two-hole outhouse.

 

[Space Cowboy]

A man walks into a bar

It was set too low..

 

[CJ_London]

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

I reckon 1984 is the democratic manual of politics ... The obviously don't like the constitution!

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

I'm starting this fitness routine!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1812533734521872688

 

[NauticalGent]

And Jules Verne's imagery, while spectacular, doesn't take into account that a pipe organ on a submarine would have trouble working due to problems in balancing air pressure in a fully enclosed space. Then again, with an electronic keyboard that isn't so much of a problem these days - but Captain Nemo didn't have that advantage.

That response should earn you the name of SheldonCooper...

 

[The_Doc_Man]

That response should earn you the name of SheldonCooper...

Firing up a pipe organ in a submarine would invite another big bang... in theory.

 

[Cotswold]

Did you hear the one from MIcrosoft?

They created and installed anti-virus software called CrowdStrike, that promptly shut down systems all around the World.

 

[Gasman]

Yes, the stopped the Xero accounting system from working this morning.

 

[Cotswold]

Xero, pronounced correctly would be ZEE ero which is another excellent choice of name. Particularly for something money related.

Tried to get a car insurance quote for next month but the system is down. Everything is so fragile, it is concerning.

 

[Isaac]

Did you hear the one from MIcrosoft?

They created and installed anti-virus software called CrowdStrike, that promptly shut down systems all around the World.

what do I always say about AV software .... more like a virus than a virus

 

[AccessBlaster]

Hunter and Jill have been briefed on CrowdStrike, not to worry!

 

[The_Doc_Man]

CrowdStrike is an A/V package for cloud storage systems. It only affects Windows machines. HOWEVER, there is an exception, which I noted in another thread... SouthWest Airlines continued to operation because their package is still running on Windows 3.1 - and there is no version of CrowdStrike compatible with that version of Windows, so SW Airlines just keeps on flyin' like the antiquated cheapskates they are. (I have a pilot friend who fills me in on the rumors about various companies in the airline industry.)

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

Democrat has multiple surgeries ..

https://twitter.com/x/status/1814878789161394573

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Uncle G, fabulous find with that video. But that poor patient had the severe form of the disease. The lesser form is neuro-opto-rectitis, in which the nerves between your anus and your cerebrum get crossed, giving you a crappy outlook on life.

 

[NauticalGent]

 

[Cotswold]

When asked about the £20billion black hole in the UK's finances. Sir Starmer admitted on BBC News that it was probably a mistake to ask Angela Raynor to work out their budgets which Labour included in their manifesto.

 

[NauticalGent]

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[Cotswold]

I was complemented on my driving the other day. When I came back to my car someone
had put a note on my windscreen saying "PARKING FINE". Which was nice I thought.

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

I love the Russians they've got a sense of humour!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1817309101631885799