Did I make this up?

[dan-cat]

Since 'most of the stuff we see is American and they always shoot each other', we have a hard time 'prying away from Tele-wonderland'.

Seems you are the one that is obsessed

Yeah we all know deep down he'd love to own a shot-gun and a couple of smell hounds.

 

[ColinEssex]

Alternatively, you could make sure you feast on the guilty animals like the cows that provide the burger meat that Collin enjoys when he goes to McD's

Actually, I don't eat from McDonalds. Although to give them credit, they do have nice tasting coffee.

Col

 

[dan-cat]

Alternatively, you could make sure you feast on the guilty animals like the cows that provide the burger meat that Collin enjoys when he goes to McD's

Or those naughty, naughty piggy wiggys that sacrifice their lives in order for the Queen to enjoy her pork balls.

 

[Rich]

Or those naughty, naughty piggy wiggys that sacrifice their lives in order for the Queen to enjoy her pork balls.

I think I've pointed out before that the meat from the local Chinky may not contain what the label says

 

[dan-cat]

I think I've pointed out before that the meat from the local Chinky may not contain what the label says

Pooches, horses, pigs, cows ... ther'all guilty as 'ell...

 

[Rich]

Pooches, horses, pigs, cows ... ther'all guilty as 'ell...

that's why we prefer lamb

 

[MrsGorilla]

But deer are innocent.

 

[KenHigg]

that's why we prefer lamb

How do you kill them before they are slaughtered?

 

[dan-cat]

But deer are innocent.

Tell that to my flower-beds ...

 

[MrsGorilla]

Tell that to my flower-beds ...

Your flower-beds must have done something to provoke them.

 

[KenHigg]

Poor little innocent flowers - what did they ever do to anyone?

I think we should all have a spot of tea and enjoy a big girlie man hugga buddie

 

[dan-cat]

Your flower-beds must have done something to provoke them.

Yep - they weren't armed with a shot-gun.

I'm sure my fricken dog just stands there and watches them chow down.

 

[KenHigg]

Yep - they weren't armed with a shot-gun.

I'm sure my fricken dog just stands there and watches them chow down.

What's your address again...

 

[Rich]

How do you kill them before they are slaughtered?

I don't kill them Kenny, I get them from the butchers

 

[KenHigg]

I don't kill them Kenny, I get them from the butchers

So you pay someone to do your killing?!? How barbaric

 

[Rich]

So you pay someone to do your killing?!? How barbaric

No, I pay for the end product and in any case the killing is carried out humanely

 

[MrsGorilla]

No, I pay for the end product and in any case the killing is carried out humanely

Not like deer hunting then. In deer hunting you shoot the animal only to maim it so it can't get away and then you take your time slowly torturing the animal to death.

 

[Rich]

Not like deer hunting then. In deer hunting you shoot the animal only to maim it so it can't get away and then you take your time slowly torturing the animal to death.

And then they skin it and hang the skin up on display as some sort of token of their adroitness

 

[MrsGorilla]

And then they skin it and hang the skin up on display as some sort of token of their adroitness

Yeah, and then they take the innards and sprinkle them around outside as a warning to other deer who might venture into the area.

 

[KenHigg]

No, I pay for the end product and in any case the killing is carried out humanely

I'm guessing you really don't know how they kill it...